Wankel owners, your end table has arrived

"SaigaShooter - He's got an Impreza" (saigashooter) 09/17/2019 at 08:08 • Filed to: None

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Note the lack of Apex seals.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > SaigaShooter - He's got an Impreza 07/28/2020 at 11:09

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Bloody Wankels...

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > SaigaShooter - He's got an Impreza 07/28/2020 at 11:09

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Do these stools have similar oil consumption?

Ash78, voting early and often > SaigaShooter - He's got an Impreza 07/28/2020 at 11:16

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Not complete without a smoldering ashtray.

Dr_Watson > SaigaShooter - He's got an Impreza 07/28/2020 at 11:21

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Those apex seals are pretty trashed. 

Future next gen S2000 owner > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 07/28/2020 at 11:30

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Not so much oil but a fairly high gaseous consumption rate.

CalzoneGolem > SaigaShooter - He's got an Impreza 07/28/2020 at 11:31

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ima tell you anyway, amirite?

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Future next gen S2000 owner 07/28/2020 at 11:32

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So don't place them in an unventilated space. Got it. 

SaigaShooter - He's got an Impreza > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 07/28/2020 at 11:50

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That sounds like a great name for a band

Nibby > SaigaShooter - He's got an Impreza 07/28/2020 at 11:58

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How stable are they

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > SaigaShooter - He's got an Impreza 07/28/2020 at 12:08

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Routers and other modern tools are magic. I once made a picture frame in kind of a rotor shape, but it was for a print of a painting from Farscape, not anything Mazda . Because somebody sells prints of this:

Look, sometimes I do strange things.

TheRealBicycleBuck > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 07/28/2020 at 12:11

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Farscape started off as an excellent show. Then they jumped the shark.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Nibby 07/28/2020 at 12:16

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‘s table.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > TheRealBicycleBuck 07/28/2020 at 12:19

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See, I take the relatively common position that it started off *erratic* with some very high points and some others that didn’t work so well, moving into a more consistent high tone for most of seasons 2 and 3, but eventually starting to overdose on drama. Without having quite done so when the series was canceled.

benn454 > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 07/28/2020 at 12:51

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 How can you say no to forking over your hard earned cash for the privilege of having the likeness of Dominar Rigel XVI grace your unworthy abode?

Jim Spanfeller > SaigaShooter - He's got an Impreza 07/28/2020 at 13:25

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Or something you would see your doctor for...

“Sorry sir, you appear to have bloody wankels. I recommend drinking plenty of water, eating more fiber, taking this pill, and also here’s a donut- shaped pillow to sit on in the meantime.”

Or an animal body part...

“Someone help that labradoodle, he got his bloody wankels stuck in a fence!”

Or a convenient excuse...

“Sorry I can’t come, my bloody wankels are acting up.”

Or the name of a biker gang where e veryone rides these:

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > benn454 07/28/2020 at 13:28

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To be fair, it was my younger brother that bought it - I just made him the frame. Which is to say, I endorse it, but he did it first and if I did it too it’d just be copying.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Jim Spanfeller 07/28/2020 at 15:52

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This comment could be the lyrics to The Bloody Wankles first song.

I’d image they’d be a shitty punk band, but shitty in a good way. Like a Screeching Weasel way. 

Jim Spanfeller > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 07/28/2020 at 19:47

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If I was a weasel with bloody wankels, I’d be screeching  too!